Candidates for The Seven Wonders of the Modern World
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16> The Mindnumbingly Long Lines of Disneyland
15> The Laserama Spectacular behind the Great Pyramid of Giza
14> The Weighty Conscience of Orenthal James
13> The Great Statue of Gore
12> The Towering Hair of Don King
11> The Mighty Member of Wilt
10> The Perpetual Sitcoms of Tom Arnold
9> The Unnaturally Taut Skin of Joan Rivers
8> The Whip of Miracle
7> The Inexplicable Career of Guttenberg
6> The Five Noses of Jacko
5> The Hanging Testicles of The Rolling Stones
4> The Detachable Unit of Bobbitt
3> The Talking Buttocks of Carrey
2> Martha Stewart's No-Fuss Cheesecake
and the Number 1 Candidate for
The Seven Wonders of the Modern World...
1> The Mighty Molars of Marv
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