$100 and happy people
Bill Clinton, Bob Dole, and Ross Perot are on a long flight in Air
Force One.
Perot pulls out a $100 bill and says "I'm going to throw this $100
bill out and make someone down below happy."
Dole, not wanting to be outdone, says, "If that was my $100 bill, I
would split it into 2 $50 bills and make two people down below
happy."
Of course Clinton doesn't want these two candidates to outdo him,
so he chimes in, "I would instead take 100 $1 bills and throw them
out to make 100 people just a little happier."
At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and
can't stand it anymore, comes out and says, "I think I'll throw all
three of you out of this plane and make 250 million people happy."
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Added: 9-16-97
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