On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC


On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC


On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC


On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
6 ints conflictin'
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC


On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
7 files missin'
6 inits conflictin'
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC


On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
8 Megs overflowin'
7 files missin'
6 inits conflictin'
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC


On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
9 apps a crashin'
8 Megs overflowin'
7 files missin'
6 inits conflictin'
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC


On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
10 modes not supported
9 apps a crashin'
8 Megs overflowin'
7 files missin'
6 inits conflictin'
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC


On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
11 instructions faulty
10 modes not supported
9 apps a crashin'
8 Megs overflowin'
7 files missin'
6 inits conflictin'
5 eighty six 4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC


On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
12 sound cards silent
11 instructions faulty
10 modes not supported
9 apps a crashin'
8 Megs overflowin'
7 files missin'
6 inits conflictin'
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs and
Windows 95 for my PC
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And now, the long awaited folow-up:

On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
A Macintosh instead of a PC