Least Popular Christmas Carols

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10. Deck The Halls With Useless Junk / Martha Stewart Made While She Was Drunk! (Deck The Halls)
9. Rudolph The New York Mayor / Wore A Very Lovely Dress (Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer)
8. Latrell Sprewell's Choking Santa Claus (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus)
7. McCaughey (McCoy) Septuplets / McCaughey Septuplets / We Forget Their Names (Jingle Bells)
6. We're Beginning To Get A Little Tired / Of Hearing Ellen's Gay (It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas)
5. I'm Worried About El Nino / But Don't Know What The Heck It Is (White Christmas)
4. We Forgot How This Ends / Pa-Rum-Pum-Pum (Little Drummer Boy)
3. We Wish We Were All On Regis / We Wish We Were All On Regis / We Wish We Were All On Regis / 'Cause Dave Don't Pay Crap (We Wish You A Merry Christmas)
2. Hark! The Spice Girls Just Can't Sing / Soon They'll Work At Burger King (Hark! The Herald Angels Sing)
1. I Won't Be Home For Christmas / 'Cause I'm Robert Downey (I'll Be Home For Christmas)

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Added: 12-29-97
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