ACCORDING TO WOMEN, THESE ARE THE RULES
1. The female always makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior
notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she
must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is WRONG it is because of a flagrant mis-
understanding which as a direct result of something the
male did or said, wrong.
7. If rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for
causing the misunderstanding.
8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time
or place, or whenever deemed appropriate.
9. The male must never change his mind without express written
consent from the female.
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any
time, or about anything she wishes.
11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female
wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know
whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily
harm.
14. If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void.
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Added: 6-21-97
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