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AFAIC: As Far As I'm Concerned
AISI: As I See It
ANFAWFOS: And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
ANFAWFOWS: And Now For A Word From Our WEB Sponsor
AOL: A$$holes On Line
ASAP: As Soon As Possible
ASAFP: As Soon As Friggin Possible
AWGTHTGTTA: Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
B4: Before
BCNU: Be Seeing You
BK: Bo Knows
BNF: Big Name Fan
BOT: Back On Topic
BT: Byte This!
BTW: By The Way
BTWBO: Be There With Bells On
CIAO: Goodbye
CIS: CompuServe Information Service
CMF: Count My Fingers!
CTC: Choaking The Chicken
CUL: Catch You Later/See You Later
CUL8R: See You Later
CWYL: Chat With You Later
DBEYR: Don't Believe Everything You Read
DDD: Direct Distance Dial
DHYB: Don't Hold Your Breath
DILLIGAD: Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
DQYDJ: Don't Quit You're Day Job
DYSTSOTT: Did You See The Size Of That Thing
FE: Fatal Error
FTASB: Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTL: Faster Than Light
FWIW: For What It's Worth
FYI: For Your Information
FYM: For Your Misinformation
GE: GEnie Information Service
GEE: No, GTE
GIGO: Garbage In, Garbage Out
GIWIST: Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
GR&D: Grinning Running & Ducking
HAK: Hugs And Kisses
HUYA: Head Up Your A$$
HHOK: Ha Ha, Only Kidding
HHO1/2K: Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
HIOOC: Help! I'm Out Of Coffee!
HTH: Hope This Helps
HUA: Heads Up, Ace
IAC: In Any Case
IAE: In Any Event
IANAL: I Am Not A Lawyer
IANAC: I Am Not A Crook
IAO: I Am Outtahere
IBCNU: I'll Be Seeing You
IBTD: I Beg To Differ
IFABCTE: I Found A Bug, Call The Exterminator
IITYWTMWYKM: If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me
IITYWTMWYBMAD: If I Tell You What This Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
IITYWTMWYLMA: If I Tell You What This Means Will You Leave Me Alone
IIWM: If It Were Me
ILSHIBAMF: I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture
ILSHIBMS: I Laughed So Hard I Broke My Stitches
IMCO: In My Considered Opinion
IMHO: In My Humble Opinion
IMNSHO: In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO: In My Opinion
INPO: In No Particular Order
IOW: In Other Words
ISP: Internet Service Provider
KISS: Keep It Simple Stupid
L8R: Later
LD: Long Distance
LDTTWA: Let's Do The Time Warp Again
LLTA: Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause
LOL: Laughing Out Loud
LSHHTCMS: Laughed So Hard, Had To Change My Shorts
LTIP: Laughing Till I Puke
MTFBWY: May The Force Be With You
NRN: No Reply Necessary
NYCFS: New York City Finger Salute
OAUS: On An Unrelated Subject
OATUS: On A Totally Unrelated Subject
OATIS: On A Totally Irrelevant Subject
OBTW: Oh By The Way
OI: Operator Indisposed
OMIK: Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
ONNA: Oh No, Not Again
ONNTA: Oh No Not This Again
OOTC: Obligatory On Topic Comment
OTOH: On The Other Hand
OTOOH: On The Other Other Hand
OTSH: On The Same Hand
OWTTE: Or Words To That Effect
OZ: Australia
PITA: Pain In The A$$
PMF: Pull My Finger
RBTL: Read Between The Lines
RML: Read My Lips
RMM: Read My Mail
ROTFL: Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTM: Right On The Money
RSN: Real Soon Now
RTFM: Read The ***** Manual (or Message)
SITD: Still In The Dark
SOI: Sit On It
STM: Spank The Monkey
SysOp: System Operator
SYP: Send Your Password
TAFL: Take A Flying Leap
TANSTAAFL: There Ain't No Such Than A Free Lunch
TDTM: Talk Dirty To Me
TFASB: Time For A Sex Break
TFN: Thanks For Nothin'
TIA: Thanks In Advance
TIC: Tongue In Cheek
TISEC: Tongue In Someone Else's Cheek
TLA: Three Letter Acronym (such as this)
TM: Trust Me
TSR: Terminate and Stay Resident
TSR: Totally Stuck in RAM
TTT: That's The Ticket
TWHAB: This Won't Hurt A Bit
VI: Village Idiot
WDIPME: Where Did I Put My Excedrin
WGAFS: Who Gives A Flying Squat
WIT: Wordsmith In Training
WMG: Wheres My Glasses
WTHDTIM: What The Hell Do These Initials Mean
WTSDS: Where The Sun Don't Shine
WEB: World Wide Wait
WYSIWYG: What You See Is What You Get
WYSIUWYW: What You See Isn't Usually What You Want
YGBK: You Gotta Be Kiddin'
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Added: 6-19-97
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