"The number you have reached ..."
Precinct commander Lt. Harry Uncapher, quoted in "The South
Whidbey Record" of Whidbey Island, Washington, on why his
police station has an unlisted phone number: "We ran into
too many emergency-type calls here, which slows the process
down."
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